“So there I sat, excited as all hell, and ready to go. My Maiden Voyage, my very first solo road trip! I couldn’t believe it was really happening.”
I am Amelia. Grown up on a farm in the middle of the city, I am essentially a tomboy, but trying to become a little more cultured. I'm trying to be a decent human being in a world full of injustices. I also love a good bargain and am always on the lookout for cheap cool stuff.
29 August 2012
Freedom, Low Flying, Close Calls and a Maiden Voyage
22 August 2012
Have Wheels, Must Travel
22 July 2012
14 July 2012
Welcome to Deepest, Darkest Africa
Sometimes life gives us something to laugh about and sometimes it gives us something to cry about. My thoughts are enjoy the good times while they last, laugh hard and often, and when the bad times arrive endure them because it just makes you that much stronger. But remember, the tears are not always tears of pain, sometimes they are tears of laughter.
And today, I have something to laugh about, well actually it happened yesterday, but I thought I would share it with you today. As I am sure you know, the south African school holidays are our busiest times and over the last 2 or so weeks we have been very busy with work. And as you know our work is Horse Riding on the beach.
So our story is about yesterday’s ride, we had a group of three tourists from Holland, one who had a little previous experience, and two who had never ridden before. Now, we are not situated on the beach, we have to ride to the beach. So yesterday as we come up over the rise, around a clump of bushes into view of the beach, I nearly ride into a bare butt! And by that I mean some guy visiting from the rurals up country who’s come to the beach with no swimming clothes and gone skinny dipping. He just happened to be redressing and his oasie wife also stark naked and hurriedly trying to dress next to him. She turns around to me, and in the heaviest zulu mixed with boereman accent starts saying “ooh sooory ooh soory”, at which I just laugh and look away. But then behind me appears a 50yr old Holland tourist on horseback, and the “ooh soory”s start even more, and the lady on the horse behind me starts trying to say “its ok, no its ok”. I’m really starting to hurt from my laughing uncontrollably. But then, lo and behold, along pops another tourist on a horse, this time a teenage boy. Well, the bare butt that I had seen earlier was already dress by now, a bit shabby, but I am very sure he was worried about yet another woman popping around the corner. Not so much luck for the oasie who was battling to get her underwear without the use of a towel, she’d only just managed to get the undies on and was trying to figure out which side of her dress was the top. And then the wind picked up. So this teenage boy looks to where the commotion is coming from, and I’m sure he thought he was blind after the sight of the nearly naked 200kg oasie who’s still profusely saying “ooh soory ooh sorry” almost in tune to some modern rap song, he went blood red with embarressment. But the thing is, right then I’m not sure who got the biggest fright, the oasie, the teenage boy, or the horse. Because a great big gust of wind came and yanked the dress that oasie nearly had over her head, right out of her hands and straight towards the horse like a boogie man about to eat her, and boy did that little horse run for her life from the boogieman dress. I think the poor kid on board was so distracted by the blinding sight of the nearly naked 200kg oasie that he didn’t expect his horse to run, and he came off after about 3 strides.
And all I could do is cry with laughter at the whole situation. I know I shouldn’t, but if you don’t agree with me that was funny, why are you reading this? On the good side, the kid wasn’t hurt, and his falling provided the oasie the needed distraction to get her dress on before anyone else saw her nearly nakedness. And of course I leapt off and between my gasps for air from the histerical laughter managed to get the boy back on.
Oh well I guess that’s a real “Welcome to deepest darkest Africa” moment.
18 May 2012
My Car, and an attempt at copying Michelangelo
The list was the alternator bearings (well that was more for my own safety than the RW), the headlights were working but the brights were not, the one tail light, a couple of rust spots, the ceiling (or what car people call the hood lining), the one back door would not open, and lastly some ring seals somewhere in the engine (no I don’t remember what it’s called) need to be replaced because its making a cloud of smoke when we start it.
So began an adventure to get my car going. Although my grandfather is a mechanic, and I do call myself a tomboy, my knowledge of cars is (embarrassingly) very limited. And since Gramps is on the other side of the world, I “Daddy”ied and googled my way through as much DIYing as I can.
We started with a basic service that my dad taught me how to do, changing the air filter, the fuel filter, oil change and oil filter. My grandpa told us that we could leave the sparkplugs since they’re not giving issues at the moment, so we left them well enough alone.
Fortunately my father has a lot of electrical knowledge, and after spending a few hours on Google we found a wiring diagram for the car. So my dad took the whole steering column apart, sheesh that did scare me to see my new baby in pieces, but he found the fault with the headlights bright setting and got everything back together. Then he fixed the tail light. And if I had not been heavily ill with the flu last week I would have stuck my nose in while he took out the Alternator. He decided that changing the bearings was a little bit out of his expertise, so we took it to an auto-electrician that we had been recommended to, and it only cost R300 (score for cheapness). Dad got it back in with no probs.
So that’s 3 things down, and 4 to go. I tried my hand at taking apart the one back door that’s giving issues. It was fun, much like a jigsaw puzzle. So we got that open and discovered that it was in fact the central locking mechanism in that particular door that had ceased, so dad whipped it out, and we put the door back together again. Memo to self, always hand lock that door. One door without central locking is actually not such an issue.
4 problems down, 3 to go. Next item on the agenda was the ceiling or hood lining that had fabric hanging down. Now apparently if the fabric is sagging, it can protrude into y our driving vision and potentially is a hazard, therefore it needs to be glued backup or replaced or you cannot pass the RW test. So yay say I, another jigsaw puzzle! I googled replacing the hood lining, and found that it should be a fairly easy job, especially with a hatch back. Apparently the reason that car ceilings start to sag is because the foam rubber underneath the fabric has disintegrated. So there I start unclipping the things that hold the ceiling up, (I could kick myself for not taking a ‘before’ photo), and in the process we pulled the fabric off. It turns out what holds the fabric up is a board, the back (part of the board that touches the roof of the car) is made of cardboard, and the front (part that faces down towards the passengers) is a kind of fiberglass. Once the board was out, we had to get rid of the remains of the foam rubber before trying to glue on a new fabric. So there we start washing off the foam rubber and old glue to reveal a yellowish orange fiberglass board. And my mom pops up with an idea, why should we try gluing on a fabric that will only come off in a few years time, why not just paint the board?
Hmmm, now that idea really tickles my fancy as I already want to personalize my car as much as I can. So into the workshop we go to try find some lilac paint, we found some deep dusty blue, and some baby pink which we mixed about a cup full to get this beautiful pale lilac base colour which we gave two coats of (and didn’t even finish the cup of paint!). Once that had dried, the artist in me took over and I just had to paint something on this lovely open canvas. So, as the picture shows, I painted it. The top photo is the board before I put it into the car. The other photos are once it was already in the car.